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DO YOU THINK YOU ARE READY TO TRULY LEARN ABOUT "UNUSUAL TOOLS"?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN A TRUE STORY (Basically) ABOUT REAL "Magic" WANDS THAT NO ONE HAS HEARD BEFORE?
OK, THEN...
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INTRODUCTION
What are Wands? Not what you think. Wands are Unusual Tools of many shapes and sizes that allow one to TRAVEL as well as to move persons and other things from one You-niverse to another.
What is The Book of Wands? It is an UNUSUAL TOOL that facilitates TRAVEL. It goes where no Book Wand Books, no Kiddie book, no tale of elves and the supernatural has gone before. It is a REAL story of Unusual Tools that began many decades ago. Just another Wand Book?!?! HARDLY!!!!!!!! PAHHHNNGGG!!!!!!
If you are a fan of Wands or Brain Magic, or if you are a fan of Fantasy, the idea of "Magic Wands", if you happen to be a fan of Book Wand Books, or if you are just a fan of Incredible Reading, you will soon be a Traveler and you will want to read and use
THE BOOK OF WANDS
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The Book of Wands is a completely unique and exciting AS IT HAPPENED bundle of fantastic story telling- Revealing "secrets" that have remained completely unspoken by Slade, or anyone else for that matter, until NOW- The idea of "Magic" Wands takes on a completely new meaning, and Magic becomes Real- For Travelers of all ages and sizes- 10 through 110
Humorous, bizarre, and imminently entertaining The Book of Wands will become an instant classic while the ink is still fresh on the paper.... or well, in the case of the Online Download version or CD version, before the dots on your LCD screen have time to... well...uh.... well, you get the idea. (Sandi Reutbeer, left)
Imagine if J.R.R. Tolkein, Kurt Vonnegut, Monty Python, Tom Robbins, J.K. Rowling, and Richard Brautigan had a communal child... well, maybe not... but if they DID... The Book of Wands would be what that child would have in his school back pack. And the school principal would be trying to pry the manuscript out of this smiling kid's grubby little fingers-- to no avail. PAHNNGGG!!!!!!
Based on TRUE EVENTS with Slade's Artistic Driver's License firmly in his back pocket, in The Book of Wands only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
(Magical Looking Canes by Fred Poindexterity aka "Eric Vincent", right)
In The Book of Wands you will meet a cast of colorful, entertaining and intriguing characters that will become your friends, such as D.A.T. Stingo himself and a host of others like Jua Lee Noodle, Bobby Spaghetti (left), Byron Goosebery, Fred Dexterity, Brianna Pomegranite, Ruti Baegel, Sandi Ruetbeer , Craig Samsonite, The Dooless Clan, T.J. MIllergrin, The Werms, Erfie and Chloe (below) and others that will keep you laughing, crying, and up reading way past your bedtime.
It is know by Travelers that True Wands come in a variety of shapes and sizes- You may have a Wand in your pocket or at your fingertips- and haven't even known it- Magic may be as close as your ordinary house keys.
Wands can open a can, can clean your house, can find you a new boyfriend or girlfriend, can help you find your lost keys or lost dog, and can even keep you entertained.
It has further been predicted by Leading Scholarly Authorities that The BOOK OF WANDS will delight ALL AGES from this Post Industrialized Age in 2009 until we start colonizing the moons of Jupiter in 2509-
This particular Book Wand Book of Wand Books is thicker than a Phone Book. At 1000 pages it is SIX times the length of Slade's previous best selling opus The Frontal Lobes Supercharge and his follow up Brain Magic
According to The Wallet Street Journal, THE BOOK OF WANDS is an outstanding value, as well as a scrumptious and complete Literary Meal, perhaps making it the World's Best Brain Entertainment at mere pennies per hour. PAHHHHHNNNNNGG!!!
ENJOY A BRAIN WATERING TEMPTING TASTE OF THE SAMPLE CHAPTERS SHOW BELOW ON THIS PAGE -
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See: A Few Words About What This Book is REALLY About- For Adults and Kids
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Jua Lee Noodle - With Flash Wand
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BOW WOW BLOG by NJAIII December 8,. 2009
Here I sit at
the counter of Das Fog Coffee shop, writing
the first of new set of entries about Extendio
Humerus, i.e. Wands,
Umbrellas, Sticks, Cameras, Canes, Batons,
Spoons, Pens,
Pencils, the whole gamut...
Most people are totally clueless about Unusual Tools. That's because of years of popular rumours of what "Wands" really are.
People thought the Earth was flat for a long time too.
At least the new stories and rumors about Unusual Tools has at least given people the hint of an idea the possibility about Travel. But truthfully? I've been doing this for DECADES before it got to be such a big fad. I just didn't say anything before. People would call me crazy. "It's just a story."
Hate to break it to you...
I don't suspect that one out of ten thousand people reading this BOW WOW Blog will ever truly, really, understand what it all means-- what it means to TRAVEL with a WAND.
But, I will make an effort here for those couple of people who do get it.
That's how it was at Stingo's Brain Lab- hundreds of people went through the lab for years- a few REALLY got what he was trying to actually show them.
Okay. So that's how it is.
Wands are the same.
"BOW WOW"?
Sorry. Most people don't know yet.... Book Of Wands' Way Of Wands.
The irony in all of this is that people are totally SURROUNDED by Wands and Unusual Tools.
Likely, right now, you are sitting reading this with an Unusual Tool within your grasp- Something that could transport you to beyond the end of the galaxy and back.
And you don't even know it.
-Niles J. Abercrumby Jr. III December 8,. 2009 |
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